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7 Minute Minimum only $2.50 per min
A 7 Minute Call is only $17.50

Little pig little pig… come on in!  Yes, this page is specifically designed to lure in you loser money slaves. As you can clearly see… my favorite color is GREEN… I look good in it, and I love anything green… especially YOUR fucking CASH.

 If you are “new” to the money slave fetish, then let me explain the ways of the world to you. Ever wonder what women REALLY want from men? Is it love? Romance? Good looks? If you think so, you are dumber than you look. The correct answer is… Their MONEY. Do you know why women are too critical and always nagging at you? Why do women always try to “fix” you? Cause you suck, that’s why! You suck at LIFE. Sorry to break the news to you, but I’m just being honest.

Call me a cynical bitch, I don’t care, I am. Most men aren’t worth my time. Most men have sad pickup lines, are immature, and are often gross pigs too. Most men are big dumb “Homer Simpsons”. They should be treated as such.

You don’t have enough money to fuck me, and ultimately you know that. That’s why you have to resort to phone sex. So I have assembled some of the meanest, cruelest, and hottest women, who all work from home tempting men day and night. You will PAY big for the privilege to talk to them, and you’ll have to tip them well to remember your lame ass.

 

Men are unique creatures; both simple to figure out and easy to play like a violin. The little games women play against them can make a man crazy with lust. Do you think we do not know that? Do you think we do not dress in provocative ways intentionally to lure you down the wrong path? What do women REALLY want? YOU WALLET, YOUR CASH, and all the change in your pockets. We don’t really care whether or not you are good in bed… cause you probably can’t last more than 5 minutes. We only care about your car IF it makes us look good. So fork it all over to us piglet… we want your thick and wet money to rain down on us.

Stop waiting, call now because we have girls available to use, abuse, and to humiliate you. More importantly… we will drain you financially, emotionally, and maybe even sexually. We cater to our own whims, but part of that is working you up you into a horny frenzy… where you simply stop saying “no” to anything we ask.

 

Men are pigs and all women know this. We turn those pigs into Bacon Sandwiches.

Below are a few of our success stories.

Meet Boyd. The first thing you know is that anyone named Boyd is probably an idiot. What’s worse is this loser thinks his lumpy bod is hot and that we’d all want to share his photo. We do want to share it… mostly so everyone can see what an “ASS” he is. Guess how much money we have taken from Boyd? Cha-Ching….. $6,532.00. What a dummy.

 

 

 

 

Some wankers like Daryl here… call us and think that it’s not possible to make them a pathetic pay pig. Darryl was already pathetic and he found out that it’s not so hard after all. Darryl is now in debt both to us and in his personal life, but we don’t really care. He has paid us now over $3,450.00 to listen to his nonsense.
 

 

 

Our special little freak of nature… James will do just about ANYTHING for us. It’s a good thing because if not he could never get a woman to deal with him. James is such a geek that he collects comic books and he sure is stupid. He is our best score to date by spending well over his annual salary on phone sex calls. Cha-Ching!